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He gives you a Chia Pet for Christmas.
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He “forgets” to bring money on your first
date.
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He thinks you’ll be impressed when he tells you
his ex-girlfriends were hot.
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He’s had more jobs in the last few years than
you have pairs of shoes.
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His idea of celebrating your birthday doesn’t
involve you.
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He paints his body for major sporting events.
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His mom calls to help patch things up when you’re
in a fight with him.
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His idea of gourmet cooking is thawing a frozen pizza.
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He picks you up for an 8pm date… at 1am.
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You’re constantly making excuses for why he “really
is” Mr. Right when he’s really acting like
a jerk.
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