Sometimes people say things they didn't want to say

I have a long blond hair.

I'm too young to be my age.

I’ll try anything almost once.

I want a woman with one personality, not two.

I border on being a romantic.

I like to think of myself as one of those rare breeds.

I find myself interesting.

I am a very simple but also complicated person.

I’m the kind of guy who’ll give you the shirt off your back.

I never break promises I don’t intend to keep.

I’d like to meet a man who enjoys hiking, fishing and swimming over an open camp fire.

I enjoy taking long walks across the lake.

You have to like camping, fishing and animals like myself.

I’m looking for a woman who’s willing to lie about how we met.

I like to play a passionate game of Monopoly.

I have three cats; Tiny, Emmy and Beauregard Jackson.

I'm very spontaneous - I love coffee.

I have a fourteen year old daughter, who I am very afraid of.

I'm younger than my age is.

My objective in life is to make people laugh, and I'm doing a damn good job so far.